I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
Blue Ivy saying “Surfboart” during Beyoncé’s Grammy soundcheck.
Imagine if Sirius could have raised Harry and when he sent a howler to him in his second year for driving the car to school.
"I’M NOT EVEN MAD, I’M ACTUALLY IMPRESSED. MERLIN’S BEARD I’M PROUD."
And Remus in the background “SIRIUS NO.”
Friendship at it’s finest
Let me make this clear
If you think men are superior to women: unfollow me
If you think women are superior to men: unfollow me
If you think LGBT people are superior to straights: unfollow me
If you think straight people are superior to LGBT people: unfollow me
If you think one person is…
when you love a show so much you don’t even skip the intro
why is the bad girl in high school movies always the popular preppy cheerleader why cant we have a movie where the villain is the nerdy girl who thinks shes superior to everyone else because she watches doctor who and drinks tea and is “not like other girls”
I don’t even hate malia I just wish she wasn’t being used as a romatic plot device like give her a more interesting storyline and I’ll be more into her character
I can’t remember them all. But I remember I had:
That guy in Princess Diaries 2
(AKA Chris Pine)
That guy in New York Minute
(AKA Jared Padalecki)
and Char from Ella Enchanted
(AKA Hugh Dancy)
- In conclusion—even when I was young I had REALLY good taste in men.
they gave condoms at school today, i got 2, 1 for each leg
americans seem to think there are two accents in england
- tally ho old chum cheerio yes yes wot wot
- YOU AIGHT M8 I’LL FUCK YA UP FOR LOOKIN AT MY TELLY
which is 100% true
actually everyone thinks that
but english people seem to think americans have two accents
- well hidey ho thare I was just goin to round up them there horses
- woah gnarly waves dude lets go eat a hamburger and smoke some weed